For example, if I were to name a child "Guys", they would conceivably have the worst childhood ever. "Stop it, guys!" "what? WHY ARE YOU ALWAYS SINGLING ME OUT??"
It's the same with movie stars trying to be trendy.
Apple. Really, Gwyneth Paltrow? Your child is a fruit. How do you think that elementary school experience is going to play out?
and then there are those who are trying to be "deep" with baby naming.
"I'm going to name my child Zimbabwe, so they will always remind people to help Africa."
nobody is going to think about that. They're going to think that your child's name is Zimbabwe, and wonder why the hell you named them that. Then they'll go eat a 4 course meal while the people suffering in Africa continue to suffer.
See how these ridiculous names aren't helping anyone?
But that doesn't apply to my future children; Simba and Hades will turn out just fine...
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